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A Place for the Sick

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A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy,” she said, “can we leave now?”
“No,” her mother replied.
“Well, I think I have to throw up!”
“Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw
up behind a bush.”
After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.
“Did you throw up?” Mom asked.
“Yes.”
“How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned
so quickly?”
“I didn’t have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the
front door that says, ‘For the Sick.’”

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2 comments to A Place for the Sick

  • Lol, funny story. But seriously speaking, the church must be a place for those who are sick, for those who need help financially and spiritually. A Church must be a place where people can be what they are but are into transformation for Christ’s sake.

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  • George

    Uncle George voluntered to watch his niece while mom went shoping. Little Brandy was easy to watch over and care for, she was playing in her room with dolls. Soon she came out and was complaining about a stomach ache. She said her stomach hurts. I said I could fix that, her stomach hurts because its empty, come on lets put something in it, I’ll fix you a sandwich. After eating she said you were right uncle George I feel better.
    Some time later mom finally came home. One look at her and I just had to say what was the matter. She started to tell me about her day of shopping all day and that her head hurts…Little Brandy was comming into the room and heard her mom and without skipping a beat said, “That’s because your head is empty, put something in it”.

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