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“Looking for a sign from God? This is it.”

“Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!”

“Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!”

“Sign broken: Message inside this Sunday.”

“Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.”

“This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?”

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2 comments to Church Signs

  • Charles

    PRAISE THE LORD!
    Each and every message kindles our faith in our Lord Jesus Christ. I just don’t know how i had missed your web site all these years.Really awesome and very much inspiring messages.
    For sure i will recommend this web site to my friends.
    All the praises and glory to lord Jesus Christ. Amen.

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  • I love the last one, of the “This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?”… what is really missing? People or church attenders are the one missing not just the “ur”.
    How can a church function as a church if there would be no people that will listen to the sermon.

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