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Humorous Birthday Notes

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Here is a small collection of humorous notes (6) you can send your relatives and friends for their birthdays.  Don’t tell them you found them ready-made. If they think you made up one of these silly
rhyming birthday messages, they’ll be all the more pleased. B. Killebrew (The author) 
 
 Birthday Poem
For Someone Aging Gracefully 
 
There’s a rumor about your birthday
  And I want to wish you well,
But the age that’s quoted for you
   Simply doesn’t sell.
 
Whoever’s spreading rumors
   That are patently untrue
About the so-called age
   Of a person young as you
 
Needs to get hooked up to 
   A machine that detects lies, 
Because if you’re the age they say….
  Well, that’s a big surprise!
 
However old you really are, 
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 
 _____
 
Call me on your Birthday!
On your birthday, probably I won’t call;
You know I forget things, after all;
But if you take the time to ring me up
I’ll have a chance to say
Something really enthusiastic
For your Happy, Happy Day;
And if you don’t call—as you sometimes don’t—
I may get a little mad
‘Cause if I don’t tell you Happy Birthday,
I will be really sad. 
 
So…Don’t forget—Call me on your Birthday! 

_____
 
YOUR BIRTHDAY
(For someone a little older than you.)
 
What a joy!
What a treat!
This is great!
This is neat!
 
You’re having another birthday
  Which makes me feel so young
We’re both on the same ladder
  But now YOU’RE on a higher rung! 
 
               Happy Birthday 
 
_____ 
 
On Your Birthday
 
On______________________
                       Date
 
Oh, what a lovely day it will be;
You’ll have your birthday and you’ll think of me;
You’ll remember how nice I was to write
And you’ll spend the day in pure delight—
And I’ll be responsible for all your fun
Because I wrote this note…
(And now I’m done.) 
            HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
_____

Birthday Gloom
 
Oh doom.
Oh gloom.
It’s that day again!
Another birthday for you…
I bet by now you feel your age;
(Although I have not yet reached that stage)
Just know that I commiserate;
I bemoan your aged and withered state;
And I am sure you will feel better
When it’s my turn to get this letter!
….In the meantime, 
           Happy Birthday! 
_____ 

Birthday Email
 
Email is a scientific miracle,
The wisdom of using it, completely empirical;
I can’t enclose cash or a check (how sad)
And you can’t accuse me of neglect (that’s not bad!)
I’m just using a thoroughly modern way
To say, electronically, 
            Happy Birthday

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