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A Selection of Prayers

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*Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details, beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 a.m. EST

*God, help me to consider people’s feelings, even if most of them are hypersensitive and wrong.

*God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they’re usually not my fault.

*God, help me to try not to run everything; but if You need some help, just ask.

*Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me do it exactly right.

*Lord, help me to stand up for my rights [if you don’t mind my asking].

*God, help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.

*God, give me more patience, right now.

*Lord, help me not to be a perfectionist [did I spell that correctly?].

*God, help me to finish everything I sta

*God, help me to keep my mind on one th – look, a bird – ing at a time.

*God, help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. But it would help if you put that in writing.

*Lord, keep me open to the ideas of others, wrong though they may be.

*Lord, help me to be less independent, but let me do it my way.

*Lord, help me to follow established procedures today; on second thought, I’ll settle for a few minutes.

*Lord, help me to slow down andnottorushthroughwhatIdo.

*Lord, thanks for helping me not be a bigot like all those other people….

*God, I am happy to report that I did this great work all for you. I know you could not do it yourself.

*O God, please please let me win this lottery: I promise to pay you 10%. cross my heart and hope to die.

*Dear God, help me get revenge on these people because they really have hurt me. By the way, thank you for forgiving me my sins.

*Lord, I dedicate my life to you, so long you do not touch my bank account and do not mess about with my golf schedule, and my choice of office secretary.

-Submitted by CJ

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