Funny how a $20.00 bill looks so big when
you take it to church, but so small when you
take it to the mall.
Funny how big an hour serving God looks and
how small 60 minutes are when spent
watching television, playing sports, sleeping
or taking a lunch break.
Funny how long a couple of hours spent at
church are but how short they are when
watching a good movie.
Funny how we get thrilled when a football
game goes into overtime, but we complain
when a sermon is longer than the regular
Funny how laborious it is to read a chapter in
the Bible and how easy it is to read 200-300
pages of a best selling novel.
Funny how we believe what newspapers say,
but question what the Bible says.
Funny how people scramble to get a front
seat at a concert, but scramble to get a
back seat at the church service.
Funny how we cannot fit a gospel meeting
into our schedule with our yearly planner but
we can schedule for other events at a
Funny how we look forward to that big date
on Friday night, but complain about getting
up for church on Sunday morning.
Funny how we are rarely late to work, but
always late to church.
Funny how we call God our Father and Jesus
our brother, but find it hard to introduce
them to our family.
Funny how small our sins seem, but how big
their sins are.
Funny how we demand justice for others, but
expect mercy from God.
Funny how much difficulty some have learning
the gospel well enough to tell others, but
how simple it is to understand and explain the
latest gossip about someone else.
Funny how we can’t think of anything to say
when we pray, but don’t have any difficulty
thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
Funny how we are so quick to take directions
from a total stranger when we are lost, but
are hesitant to take God’s direction for our
Funny how so many church goers sing “Standing on the
promises” but all they do is sit on the premises.
Funny how people want God to answer their
prayers, but refuse to listen to His counsel.
Funny how we sing about heaven, but live
only for today.
Funny how people think they are going to
Heaven but don’t think there is a Hell.
Funny how it is okay to blame God for evil
and suffering in the world, but it is not
necessary to thank Him for what is good and
Funny how when something goes wrong, we
cry, “Lord, why me?” but when something
goes right, we think, “Hey, it must be me!”
Or wait…maybe all this isn’t so “funny” after all.
– Contributed by LMMyers