Nobody wants to hear you complain;
Nobody’s interested in your aches and pains;
But if you are willing to stand still and listen
With a look of dismay as a slight tear glistens,
You will hear all about how someone else feels,
About where they hurt and about all their ills;
And your attention will earn you a brand-new best friend—
But beware… their tale of woe will ne’er end!
There’s no way to escape, once you show that you care,
So be cautious when asking how someone’s health fares.