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Why you were late to work…

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Here are five thoroughly modern excuses for being late to your job.

 1.  I had to wait for my phone to charge.

2.  I lost my remote and had no way to close the garage door.

3.  My GPS promised me a shorter route and then took me by way of Albuquerque.

4.  I received an urgent text message telling me to check my e-mail. When I read my mail, there was a message saying my nephew was in jail in Mexico and needed $500 to get out so I had to stop on the way to work and wire the money.

5. My dog unplugged my car. 

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