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Nursery Rhymes Rewritten

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Modern Little Bo Peep

 Little Bo Peep has lost her way

And has no one to guide her

Leave her alone

And she will get home

For her GPS is beside her.

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Little Miss Muffet (Rewritten for modern times)

 Little Miss Muffet sat in her car seat

Watching a video screen

A spider came on it

And when the child saw it

She let out a horrible scream.

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